Budapest's Streetwalkers Forced to Relocate in Police-Sponsored Tug Job...

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Hungarian Pornstar Wins Hot d'Or Best Male Performer of the Year Award...

While Hungary is generally known for the insane amount of women it has blessed the porn industry with, one of Hungary's male performers recently received some acknowledgment for his contributions to fucking on camera. Choky Ice, whose name derives from his resemblance to former rapper Vanilla Ice (Choky being a deliberate misspelling of csoki, i.e. chocolate), was recently honored at the European porn awards ceremony Hot d'Or, where he collected the award for best male performer, velvet.hu reports. Choky told the portal that he's enjoyed his fifteen year career (long by porn standards) and has mostly managed to keep it separate from his private life, adding that most women are okay with his employment until they start to develop feelings for him. He added that his on-screen persona is nothing like what he is in real life, saying that he fucks in front of a camera but makes love in private. How sweet!

Pornstar to Make Like German Army, Burn Bridges in Hungary...

Hungarian pornstar Monique Covet has told stop.hu that she plans to burn all her bridges and leave Hungary. She said that while she mended fences with her family over the previous year, she's decided there's barely anyone else to stay in touch with, so she'll sell her apartment, and move to Italy. Fans of awful sex shows are said to be inconsolable.

Hungarian Internet Users Accepting of Pornstars, Especially as Neighbors...

Top-tab Blikk recently ran a survery about attitudes toward pornstars, which is more relevant than it seems, considering the amount of pornstars this country has produced. After polling 600 internet users, 87% said they wouldn't mind living on the same street as a pornstar, and 91% said they wouldn't mind having a pornstar as a neighbor (which apparently means that 4% would only be ok with a pornstar living on their street if it was right next door, we're presuming because they hope it would be like the plot from the Elisha Cuthbert-starring film "The Girl Next Door"). Over 80% said they wouldn't mind if their partner worked in the porn industry, nor if a pornstar wound up in their family via marriage. Not surprisingly, however, attitudes changed when it came to a person's partner, with 68% saying they'd kick their lover to the curb if they found out they made their money through porn. Well, maybe there are still exceptions to that joke made by the Onion.

Stupid Bus Driver Sacked After Filming Himself Laughing at "Stupid" Passengers...

How's this for stupid: A BKV bus driver was forced to quit after he uploaded a video of himself (above) singing silly songs and cheerfully cursing his "stupid" passengers, while being towed in a bus that had broken down because - by his own admission - he had been driving too fast. [nol.hu]

Breaking: BKV Kontroll Has Totally Lost Control...

After all these years of hearing about different ways people scam free rides on the Budapest metro, this morning I finally witnessed the be-all and end-all technique for beating the system. At the top of the escalator in the M3 station at Ferenciek tere was a typical squad of three BKV ellen?r

Snow Means Christmas for Parking Scofflaws in Budapest...

Tired of paying to park on the street in Budapest? Well, you may be in luck, because the recent spate of snowstorms has led to a wholly new and excellent way to screw the system. According to tabloid Bors, a debate over who is responsible for clearing the snow off of parked cars has led to a moratorium on the handing out of parking tickets on cars with snow-encrusted windshields.